Today, March 4, is National Grammar Day. (The date is a play on the homonyms March Fourth and March Forth. Clever, eh?)
In honor of grammar nerds everywhere, Editor Mark is holding a grammar-related haiku contest. I do not consider myself a poet by any means, but I decided to just go for it and have a little fun. Here are the results:
The students wondered
Should they have used past perfect?
Stupid verb tenses
I have a master’s
But I received an M.A.
Do I get an A?
And my favorite:
Stretched out on the bed
She told a whopping falsehood
The lying liar
Happy National Grammar Day from McRoberts Translations!
